ringostarring:

ok, new theory. maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us

well maybe we would sound so bad if some people didn’t try to play with big meaty claws

what did you say, punk?

bIG

MEATY

CLAWS

WELL THESE CLAWS AIN’T JUST FOR ATTRACTING MATES

BRING IT ON OLD MAN, BRING IT ON

no people let’s be smart and bring it OFF

OH SO NOW THE TALKING CHEESE IS GONNA PREACH TO US

(via markletesticle)

tibets:

Sext: what do you want from taco bell

(via geezsaursitsabulbasaur)

bathtime:

when my kid graduates, I’m bringing a goal horn

(via hockeydreamer)

• person: hey baby did it hurt when you fell from heaven
• me: are you implying that i am satan
• person: no, i--
• me: because you're right i am