moodyyounggaymale:

Mom: "dinner is ready"

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"Can you set the table"

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(via lanadelwhore)

"You become like the 5 people you spend the most time with - choose carefully."

fuckingbizarre (via fuckingbizarre)

(Source: fuckingbizarre, via susanalately)

charlie-carmichael:

              Love the booty   

          Grab the booty

         Hold the booty 

      Desire the booty

    Fight for the booty

                 Bite the booty

                         Touch the booty

                                  Care for the booty                                

                                       Worship the booty

                                         Squeeze the booty

                                        Believe in the booty

                                      Embrace the booty

                                   Respect the booty

                            Protect the booty

                        Spank the booty

                           Hug the booty                

(via jonahbonaaah)

officialunitedstates:

what’s with these people telling me I’m “full of myself”?? of course I’m full of myself what else is my body supposed to be full of

(via jonahbonaaah)